By Maxine Boyer
You've always astounded people with your level of physical fitness. In fact, you enjoy working out so much that you actually quit your job as a successful bartender and became a full-time physical trainer. Yes, genetics have been good to you – you have the rugged, tall, stocky build of your father, and you've honed it into a work of art.
Okay, stop this reverie – you need to admit that you're in need of a male chest reduction. Yes, you're a bartender, but you've had one too many beers and shots, and these indiscretions have now surfaced on your chest. When the heck did you ever think that you could so much as lift one weight in your condition, let alone become a physical trainer? Seriously, you need a reality check, silly man – one that involves a male chest reduction.
Oh, and another thing – genetics haven't been good to you. You've inherited your grandfather's baldness, and your father's man boobs. Honestly, how do you think you're ever going to be able to find a nice girl when, once the time comes, she takes off your shirt to find that you're wearing a gym bra? Do your sex life a favor by getting a male chest reduction.
It will comfort you to know that you're not alone in your need for a male chest reduction. There are thousands of men around the world who have pretty prodigious man boobs. You point out that some of these men are already married. Well, maybe they are, but are they happily married?
You shouldn't minimize your man boobs just because of your dating life. You should also undergo this procedure for the sake of your health. If the thought of surgery scares you, well then you should consider making a life change right away.
For example, stop eating three times a day at McDonald's. You might as well just inject fat into your bloodstream if you keep that up. You've been spending your break just sitting in a corner and talking on a cell phone. How about you get moving by taking a walk? If it's absolutely necessary, you can talk on your cell phone at the same time.
Okay, so maybe it's not entirely your fault that you have this man boob predicament. Maybe you're like a certain percentage of the male population who has a hormonal problem that results in your current situation. If so, then that's all the more reason to undergo this procedure.
Alright, now you're convinced that maybe you should look into this procedure. Yes, indeed you should – like right now. There are plenty of qualified cosmetic surgeons available for consultations. They specialize in this sort of thing, so don't think that you have to be embarrassed. If you think that the procedure is too expensive, then rest assured that there are usually numerous financing options. After all, once the procedure has been done and you've healed, won't it all have been worth it not to wear that gym bra anymore?
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