By Jamie Cohen
Become a sperm donor. Believe it or not, you can actually make money doing what you love. Yes, It's true, you could have been getting paid for all those years of boredom. You can also do what your man instincts want you to do…spread your seed to more people! Think of it as being with as many people as you want, with out all of them taking your money. Yeah sure, you're not actually having sex with a woman…. but hey you're getting paid! You could rake it roughly 5-7 thousand dollars a year for something that you have been doing for 7 years free of charge. That's $49,000, that you could have had all along. Of course like all jobs, there are drawbacks. You need to be genetically fit in order for these sperm banks to want you. If you believe that you are smart, fit, and good looking this is probably for you. If you're ugly and stupid… tough luck man, it's probably better that your seed isn't spread.
Become a bartender. If you want to meet girls and make decent coin, this is probably for you Joe College. Not only do you make good tips (in the right place), you always gain experience on Social Life 101 making drinks for good looking girls (or ugly ones). Some perks are you can sneak drinks on the job, get decent tips, and meet new and interesting people. The drawbacks of this job are if you aren't in a good spot, you'll make no money and serve drinks to losers, probably with mullets. Tip 1: Find a good spot, Tip 2: Get a job there, if you follow those two tips chances are you will make some money and get a couple phone numbers.
Become a lifeguard. As an experienced lifeguard for about 8 years, I can tell you, it's pretty sweet. Most of the time I would hang around, doing nothing, eat French fries, and work on my tan. If you are in a good place, you will probably meet good looking girls who hang out in bikinis all day. Not bad right? You do not want to work in an apartment complex, and or a retirement community… unless you're into that. You need a lifeguard certification for that, which is easy to get, go check out your local YMCA. The perks are good looking girls, decent hours, and a laid back atmosphere. The downsides are it may get boring, and the pay will suck.
If you are hanging out at school for the summer, be sure to check out all jobs on your campus. Find the most laid back easy going one of them all. I use to work at a student lab, and let me tell you, it was one of the best jobs I've ever had. The pay isn't bad, for the work you will be doing. Chances are you will sit back on the internet listen to some tunes and finish some work. These are some of the best jobs I could think of. I hope this helps you in your journey to find the best summer college jobs.
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