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Twelve Days of Trying to Christmas Shop
October 5, 2009, 1:57 am | visits: 30 | wordcount: 535
By Michael DeVries

On the first try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, "Let's go shopping at the mall." On the second try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, "Still no parking spots; who do you think took them all?" … On the third try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, "We're out of gas, park on the grass, and not drive around any more." On the fourth try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, "You go that way and I'll go this, and we'll see what we have in store. On the fifth try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, "Good thing you have your cell phone on so I could place this call." On the sixth try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, "I've had enough of this, let's meet back at the entry door and get out of this mall." On the seventh try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, "Now what? Our Christmas list just isn't shrinking." On the eighth try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, "Please help me make a plan. Tell me what you're thinking." On the ninth try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, "Let's try shopping online and see if we can fill our entire Christmas list." On the tenth try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, "Let's do an online search just to find a shopping site we wouldn't want to miss." On the eleventh try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, "We found our favorite gifts online!" On the twelfth try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, "Wow! Look at all the things to choose for use within a home; we've found a friend; we're not in this alone." With our successful try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, "Let's sit back, relax, and wait for our order to arrive. I think it's time to celebrate that all our shopping's done." Hello shoppers, we're having a little fun with the famous Christmas ditty about twelve days of Christmas in hopes of brightening your mood and lifting your spirits for a happy holiday period. If you are still pondering how you are going to manage all the seasonal responsibilities that have been added to your regularly scheduled activities, then please consider the benefits of shopping online. We have many gift candidates including silk clothing, gemstones, precious metals, and handcrafted wooden jewelry. Our wide selection comes with a wide price range that embraces the truly elegant and extravagant. Items meant to please even the most discriminating person on your list. Browse our online catalog for exquisite silk pillowcases, unique silver pendants, and gourmet food and drinks from around the world. No need to drive around or schlep from store to store exposing your tired body to germs and risking being ill for the holidays. Save time. Save gas. Shop online. We've already done the screening to assure you get some of the best things in the world. Give it try! ### Please Reply at: http://i-shoptheworld.com/2008/12/12/twelve-days-of-trying-to-christmas-shop/ and Share all of Your experiences trying to shop online and/or offline these Twelve Days of Christmas with all of Your Fellow Shoppers from around the world ok?

Michael S. DeVries is the Founder of I-ShopTheWorld.com (http://www.I-ShopTheWorld.com) – where You Find Unique Native Gifts for Everyone on Your Christmas list and Save Time, Gas and Money shopping online at: http://www.I-ShopTheWorld.com
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