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| Check it Out! Car Insurance Doesn't Have to be Boring! | September 4, 2009, 11:21 am | visits: 156 | wordcount: 521
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By Cliff Berman
All right, we can admit it. Car insurance can be boring! There's a reason the latest rate changes or policy tweaks aren't typical dinner table conversation. Unless you're shopping for a new insurance policy or tracking changes in the industry you'd probably rather be talking about this summer's hottest blockbusters.
The good news is, car insurance doesn't have to be boring. In fact, if you spend enough time reading through the car insurance claims submitted by some drivers you might find out it's downright hilarious! Here's a sneak peek at some of the funniest car insurance claims submitted by real drivers and located around the web. The next time you're looking for a chuckle at a party whip one of these out. It works every time.
The World's Funniest Car Insurance Quotes
1) The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
2) The guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
3) I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed for the embankment.
4) As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
5) My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
6) An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
7) When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the car.
8) A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
9) I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision, and I did not see the other car.
10) I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.
11) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
12) In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
13) I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.
14) On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.
15) I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
16) I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my head through it.
17) The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
18) I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
And the winner of the funniest car insurance claim quote…
19) I was on my way to the doctor's with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.
**Find these and more quotes at www.innocentenglish.com and www.slinkycity.com. We sure did!**
Clifford F. Berman is CEO of QuoteScout.com. For more funny car insurance quotes visit them on the web at http://www.QuoteScout.com.
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