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Book Review: Embracing Your Big Fat Ass - An Owners Manual by Laura Banks and Janette Barber
November 7, 2008, 12:50 pm | visits: 104 | wordcount: 537
By Simon Barrett

When I glanced at the cover, I mistakenly assumed this was going to be some kind of self help and diet book. A writing genre that induces a comatose state in me after page 2! I was completely off base, Embracing Your Big Fat Ass is a wonderfully funny look at the how we perceive that others might view our 'sitting muscle'. Both authors are to be congratulated in producing such a witty dialog. Both are accomplished stand up comics, and I am sure that some of the material used in the book originated in their on stage performances. B-Fabs (Big Fat Ass Babes), the authors assure us are all the rage, being a B-Fab should be worn as a badge of honor, not hidden behind tent like structures! There are so many hilarious parts to this book it is hard to pick my favorites, one story that does stick out comes from Dana of Oklahoma. Very pregnant and shopping for maternity wear in her local JC Penny store, her darling five year old daughter wants to know why she is so fat. I am having a baby she patiently explains, its a miracle growing in my tummy. The five year old contemplates this concept for a few moments and then comments "I know that mama, but whats growin' in your butt?" Oh the joys of small children! Laura Banks and Janette Barber tackle all sorts of everyday situations and offer sage advice for the B-Fab. For example, how to deal with competitive family eating. How can you ensure that you get your fair share in a 'serve yourself' at the table environment? Simple, sit down 10 minutes before everyone else and sneak nibbles under the guise of helping out. The ideal boyfriend or husband we are told, is one that does grocery shopping unasked and likes to cook. They even offer advice on underwear for the well proportioned, thongs are OK, but bright colors are recommended. That way, in the case of a trip to the Emergency Room, they are easier for the doctor to locate. Although this is a richly humorous book, there are threads of a deeper concept running through it. Far too many people, women in particular worry way too much about their self worth and how others perceive them. This results in low self esteem, and even depression. The message in Embracing Your Big Fat Ass is loud and clear. Live for you, not for someone else's image of you. A very funny read, and one that I can recommend, but I will give a word of caution to anyone thinking of buying this book as a present for their wife or girlfriend. You likely will be sleeping on the couch for a while. And I would definitely think twice about giving as a valentines gift. With ‘true confessions' sprinkled liberally throughout the book, you will be giggling from page 1. Although this is not a recognized genre of literature, in my mind Embracing Your Big Fat Ass falls into the ‘Bathroom Reading' section. A book that you can pretty much open at a random spot, read a couple of pages and get a chuckle out of. There is also a supporting web site http://www.embracingyourbigfatass.com. You can pick up your copy from Amazon.

Simon Barrett is the senior editor for Blogger News Net and maintains a personal blog at Simon B. Now semi retired in the depths of Mississippi he has plenty of time to read books by up and coming authors.
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